The FTX Fiasco is about to hit your screens! Amazon, Netflix and Apple TV are tussling to get the rights to the Sam Bankman-Fried story. Wow. One can only speculate what the Hollywood Treatment of the FTX saga will be. And so we have. Here’s our best guesses:
Terminator – Rise and Fall of the Machines: SBF, a remorseless and shapeshifting robot, is sent back from the future to destroy all crypto. The only thing standing in its way is an equally humourless robot, CZ, tasked with protecting the young crypto industry. Features the classic catchphrase, “I’ll be back… When I’ve raised $8 billion of liquidity.”
Bad Sam Bankman-Fried: the reverse story of Good Will Hunting. A brilliant maths student at MIT ignores the wise counsel of his therapist and ends up the janitor there instead.
Sammy and Cline: A reboot of the 1967 classic, Bonnie and Clyde, the film charts the exchange robbing exploits of lovers Sam Bankman-Fried and Caroline ‘Cline’ Ellison. Featuring numerous sex scenes between them, the film is rated R for Revolting.
Frozen 3: When the King of the exchanges accidentally places the land in an infinite crypto winter, it’s up to John J. Ray III to deliver its inhabitants some warmer news. Features the hit song from SBF to investors – “Let It Go.”
Ocean’s 10: From his Bahamian condo, master thief Sam Bankman-Fried recruits a crack team of conmen to pull off a multi-billion dollar exchange heist, all to win back his ex-girlfriend Caroline.
Citizen Sam: An update of the classic film, Citizen Kane. After the downfall of exchange tycoon Sam Bankman-Fried, reporters scramble to uncover the meaning of his final cryptic utterance:
Brokeback Mountain 2: On a mountain of debt, two lovers f*ck a million investors.